China has already reported great results from it’s social credit system which monitors citizens and measures their behavior and speech. The system credits good behavior like sincerely complimenting the CCP on it’s governing, and it debits the citizens social credit score for bad behavior like crossing the street outside of a crosswalk.
The United States, unfortunately, like much of the Western world has fallen behind on managing its citizens. We do not have sufficient surveillance to track every moment of each citizen’s life. And even if we did, we lack the technology to store and rate every action by the citizen. The result, our citizens are still doing and saying things they shouldn’t. And most of it is racist, and the rest is sexist.
That’s why we propose the Kaepernick Standard, named after the greatest human rights activist ever. The Kaepernick Standard will be a 1,000 point system. If you are Colin Kaepernick, you get 1,000 points. Everyone else will be compared to Colin, and rated accordingly.
| Kaepernick Standard Approved Activities | Social Justice Points |
| Burn the flag | 1,500 |
| Organize a statue toppling | 7,500 |
| Commit a violent crime and then sue the police for wrongful arrest | 17,500 |
| Virtue signal on Twitter | 1,200 |
| Promote communism | 4,500 |
| Shoot a black child and then pretend racism did it | 28,000 |
| Buy the correct social justice branded products | 500 points per $100 spent |
| Spit in the face of a soldier | 1,000 |
| Shoot a police officer | 15,000 |
| Use correct and perfect words for an entire day | 500 |
| Use 1 incorrect word | (500) |
| Use 5 incorrect words | (5,000) |
| Wear Adidas or Reebok | (5,000) |
| Buy only Nike gifts for Christmas | 50,000 |
